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Okay so everyone may be a little ticked off at Steve Carell. In case you don’t know, he tweeted saying that “The Office” was returning to NBC. And everyone who loves “The Office” went crazy. But then, nope! Sorry for the typo; I meant “Will and Grace.”
A lot of people were angry, disappointed, sobbing, there were riots. Okay, okay. No riots. Haha! But a lot of people were upset.
Even though everyone is all mad at him right now, I have to say that we love, love, LOVE “The Office.” So much so that we end up rewatching it every year. I’m not much of a TV person, but when my boyfriend (now husband) introduced me to this show, I loved it. The awkwardness, the comedy, the characters. Basically Anthony and I are Jim and Pam. Anthony even went to an event to see Rainn Wilson speak. Such a smart, down-to-earth guy. And I have this awesome Dunder Mifflin mug that I got for Christmas. Practical, fun, and dishwasher safe. Um, yes please!
Anthony’s favorite quote is when Dwight and Angela discuss how gay men have sex. His favorite part – “Is it called red-vining? We heard it was called red-vining.” He quotes it all the time!
Dwight: Where does gayness come from? And how is it transmitted?
Toby: That is…that is a loaded question.
Angela: My pastor said it can come from breastfeeding.
Toby: He said that?
Angela: Well, he didn’t fight me hard on it.
Toby: I…I don’t know if there’s truth to…to, uh, to that.
Angela: What is it called when two men intertwine their penises like the snakes on the medic-alert bracelet?
Angela: Is it called red-vining?
Dwight: Is it called red-vining?
Toby: I don’t…
Dwight: We heard it was called red-vining.
Angela: People red vine.
Dwight: Where are gay mens’ vaginas?
Toby: They don’t have vaginas.
Toby: No. They’re just regular men.
Dwight: When two gay men have sex, how do they know whose penis will open up to accept the other person’s penis?
Toby: Uh… wow….
My favorite quote from the office is when Dwight describes his perfect crime. Awkward, random, something you just nod your head at but look at the person like they’re crazy.
Dwight: What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany’s at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It’s priceless. As I’m taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It’s her father’s business. She’s Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don’t trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he’s the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She’s been waiting for me all these years. She’s never taken another lover. I don’t care. I don’t show up. I go to Berlin. That’s where I stashed the chandelier.
What’s your favorite show?